50 THiNGS GiRLS WiSH GUYS KNEW..

1. Don`t tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever pssible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don`t expect us to
dress like Victoria Secret Models.
4. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.
5. There is no such thing as "too much" spooning.
6. We think about you all the time.
7. This is how we see it » Don't call = Don't care.
8. Which also means that if we don`t call, take a hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous. But overly possesive
is not necessary.
10. Being able to make us laugh is so much more important
than knowing you much you can bench-press.
11. Return favors: we message, you massage. we go down,
you go down. we shave, you shave.
12. Foreplay is not an option. It's a must.
13. We're allowed to be late. You're not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. 3 words: honesty, honesty, honesty!
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way?
Didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we`ll answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.
24. We have an exscuse for being bitchy at lest once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are.
26. We love surprises.
27. We like to be kissed softly. Not with an iron tongue.
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they
mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes.
Never tighty-whities!
30. Always brush your teeth before you see us. A fresh
mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
31. Clean your room before we come over.
32. When we use our teeth, it means that you suck at
going down on us, so we're just returning the favor.
33. Even though you're sometimes insensitive and hurt
us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it. Because later on i`ll be with your
best firned, and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends, because I won't
make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!".
37. "Wife beaters" are not an adequite form of fasion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we`d be a porn star.
NOT your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great.. but crying more than we do in
a movie just isn't right.
40. Don`t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are
stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to
satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat chicks" have feelings, too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling, & nasty
looks add up to = YOU DiD SOMETHiNG WRONG.
45. The exscuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable. We`ll
appreciate the simple fact that you`re trying.
46. Just because a girl doesn`t pick up on the first ring,
doesn`t mean she`s not waiting by the phone.
47. You don`t have to spend alot; if it means alot.
48. Don`t say you love me if you don`t mean it.
49. Don`t lie to us. We will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about everything.
meaning, my bestfriends know everything about you